My Friend Totoro Merchandise

25 Dio guardò la condizione degli Israeliti e se ne prese pensiero.

E l'economia degli egiziani? Perchè nessuno pensa all'economia degli egiziani?


1 Now Moses kept the flock of Jethro his father-priest of Midian, and he led the flock to the desert and came to the mountain of God, Horeb.

In fact the name Zipporah does not satisfy me. I would call the daughter of Jethro Aqualung.
Needless to say how many puns you could think with his name .... a partner in practice is called "rear" is the wet dream of every bully in childhood.


2 The angel of the Lord appeared to him in a flame of fire in the middle of a bush. He looked and behold, the bush burned with fire, but the bush was not consumed. 3 Moses said: "I must go and see this great sight, why the bush is not burnt."

"Oooooh! But it's a miracle!"
Moses said, "Yes son. I am God, hold a flame that does not consume the bush is a no brainer for me!"
"What?" No no ... I am speaking of your lighter. How did you give out to all that without the wind extinguished the cigarette lighter? It 's amazing! "


4 The Lord saw that he turned to look, God called him out of the bush and said: "Moses, Moses." He answered: 'Here I am. " A bush

in fiamme ti chiama per nome. Tu rispondi:

A) come sai il mio nome? Che storia è questa? E perchè l'albero non brucia? E dov'è il comburente?
B) non ci credo! Questo è proprio un brutto trip. Voglio dire... è un brutto trip. Sì insomma, un brutto trip. Un brutto trip, già.
C) Eccomi

Maggioranza di risposte A: una mente sospettosa è una mente sana. Bravo!
Maggioranza di risposte B: eh sì era davvero un brutto trip. Ma un trip di quelli brutti, un po' come un brutto trip.
Maggioranza di risposte C: signori e signore, un cretino.


5 Riprese: «Non avvicinarti!

This is because Moses had approached, had burned, then said "Ok let us now, maybe not as hot .... ouch! Ok, maybe if I take it out from under .... ouch! Ok ok, so I do not interesting ... got it! alas. " And then God chose to end the show.


Take off your sandals, for the place where you stand is holy ground. " 6 He said: "I am the God of your fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob"

"You are what to whom? Look, look what I was brought up by the Egyptians, Azzo I know of who was Abraham! "


Moses hid his face, because he was afraid to look at God

As long as God is a flame, there is a more rational explanation.


7 The Lord said, "I have seen the affliction of my people in Egypt and have heard their cry on account of their taskmasters for I know their sufferings.

"Do you know her suffering? It means that even sexually abuse you every day?"
"Well, I know many. Not really all"
"build pyramids?"
"No, but some time ago I had ordered a world and I only had 7 days to do it. My boss was such a slave to the rush .... then that world is came one sucks, but oh well "