Friday, November 14, 2008

I Have The Biggest Boobs



Moses was afraid and thought," Surely it is common knowledge. " 15 And Pharaoh heard of this fact and sought to put Moses to death. Then Moses left Pharaoh and dwelt in the land of Midian, and sat down beside a well.

Ah .... that's all. Let me know, so we have a head with this part, we have dedicated half of a film 'animation ... but this is shabby two lines?
short, crime and punishment. But within a twentieth of the page.


16 Now the priest of Midian had seven daughters. They came to draw water to fill the troughs to water their father's flock. 17 But the shepherds came and drove them away. Then Moses stood up and watered their flock.

Given the way that Moses has to defend the people, I already imagine the effort that must have to dig graves for all the shepherds! Is rapidly assuming the appearance of a terminator that defends the Jews ... "In the name of the God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob, this caught-pew pew-pew"


18 back to their father Reuel, he said to them, "Why did you return it today in fretta?». 19 Risposero: «Un Egiziano ci ha liberate dalle mani dei pastori; è stato lui che ha attinto per noi e ha dato da bere al gregge». 20 Quegli disse alle figlie: «Dov'è? Perché avete lasciato là quell'uomo? Chiamatelo a mangiare il nostro cibo!».

"Hai ragione, scusaci papà" disse una delle figlie, pensando tra sè e sè:
"Oh tranquillo, anche senza cibo l'abbiamo ringraziato a modo nostro lo stesso! Anzi non credo che in questo momento gli sia rimasta forza per tornare qui"


21 Così Mosè accettò di abitare con quell'uomo, who gave him his daughter Zipporah in marriage. 22 She bore him a son and he named him Gershom, for he said: "I am an immigrant in a foreign land."

Gershon, then mutilated in garçon. Criticized racial prejudice, Moses called immigrants "garçon," like saying "hey scout!"


23 In the long course of those years, the king of Egypt died. The Israelites groaned in their slavery, and raised cries of complaint from the slavery their cry ascended to God

who was sleeping for centuries, if you are not yet understood. However, a century equivalent to about half an hour for him.


24 So God heard their groaning, he remembered his covenant with Abraham and Jacob.

meaning that the Israelites complained so much that I woke up god, who complained to his secretary.
"But who am doing all casino?"
"Er ... god par excellence, is the tribe which has a covenant"
Alliance? I alliances? "
"Last night ..."
"Last night? But I do not remember anything ..."
"There were his friends and have been drinking, sir ... and while he was drunk a covenant"
"Oh no, it happened again! Who this time?"
"A people a bit 'quirky ... and got rich stealing, taking slaves, but now they complain because the slaves have become"
"Never alliances with people who worry ... I know, the Swiss!"

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