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25 Dio guardò la condizione degli Israeliti e se ne prese pensiero.

E l'economia degli egiziani? Perchè nessuno pensa all'economia degli egiziani?


1 Now Moses kept the flock of Jethro his father-priest of Midian, and he led the flock to the desert and came to the mountain of God, Horeb.

In fact the name Zipporah does not satisfy me. I would call the daughter of Jethro Aqualung.
Needless to say how many puns you could think with his name .... a partner in practice is called "rear" is the wet dream of every bully in childhood.


2 The angel of the Lord appeared to him in a flame of fire in the middle of a bush. He looked and behold, the bush burned with fire, but the bush was not consumed. 3 Moses said: "I must go and see this great sight, why the bush is not burnt."

"Oooooh! But it's a miracle!"
Moses said, "Yes son. I am God, hold a flame that does not consume the bush is a no brainer for me!"
"What?" No no ... I am speaking of your lighter. How did you give out to all that without the wind extinguished the cigarette lighter? It 's amazing! "


4 The Lord saw that he turned to look, God called him out of the bush and said: "Moses, Moses." He answered: 'Here I am. " A bush

in fiamme ti chiama per nome. Tu rispondi:

A) come sai il mio nome? Che storia è questa? E perchè l'albero non brucia? E dov'è il comburente?
B) non ci credo! Questo è proprio un brutto trip. Voglio dire... è un brutto trip. Sì insomma, un brutto trip. Un brutto trip, già.
C) Eccomi

Maggioranza di risposte A: una mente sospettosa è una mente sana. Bravo!
Maggioranza di risposte B: eh sì era davvero un brutto trip. Ma un trip di quelli brutti, un po' come un brutto trip.
Maggioranza di risposte C: signori e signore, un cretino.


5 Riprese: «Non avvicinarti!

This is because Moses had approached, had burned, then said "Ok let us now, maybe not as hot .... ouch! Ok, maybe if I take it out from under .... ouch! Ok ok, so I do not interesting ... got it! alas. " And then God chose to end the show.


Take off your sandals, for the place where you stand is holy ground. " 6 He said: "I am the God of your fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob"

"You are what to whom? Look, look what I was brought up by the Egyptians, Azzo I know of who was Abraham! "


Moses hid his face, because he was afraid to look at God

As long as God is a flame, there is a more rational explanation.


7 The Lord said, "I have seen the affliction of my people in Egypt and have heard their cry on account of their taskmasters for I know their sufferings.

"Do you know her suffering? It means that even sexually abuse you every day?"
"Well, I know many. Not really all"
"build pyramids?"
"No, but some time ago I had ordered a world and I only had 7 days to do it. My boss was such a slave to the rush .... then that world is came one sucks, but oh well "

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Moses was afraid and thought," Surely it is common knowledge. " 15 And Pharaoh heard of this fact and sought to put Moses to death. Then Moses left Pharaoh and dwelt in the land of Midian, and sat down beside a well.

Ah .... that's all. Let me know, so we have a head with this part, we have dedicated half of a film 'animation ... but this is shabby two lines?
short, crime and punishment. But within a twentieth of the page.


16 Now the priest of Midian had seven daughters. They came to draw water to fill the troughs to water their father's flock. 17 But the shepherds came and drove them away. Then Moses stood up and watered their flock.

Given the way that Moses has to defend the people, I already imagine the effort that must have to dig graves for all the shepherds! Is rapidly assuming the appearance of a terminator that defends the Jews ... "In the name of the God of Abraham Isaac and Jacob, this caught-pew pew-pew"


18 back to their father Reuel, he said to them, "Why did you return it today in fretta?». 19 Risposero: «Un Egiziano ci ha liberate dalle mani dei pastori; è stato lui che ha attinto per noi e ha dato da bere al gregge». 20 Quegli disse alle figlie: «Dov'è? Perché avete lasciato là quell'uomo? Chiamatelo a mangiare il nostro cibo!».

"Hai ragione, scusaci papà" disse una delle figlie, pensando tra sè e sè:
"Oh tranquillo, anche senza cibo l'abbiamo ringraziato a modo nostro lo stesso! Anzi non credo che in questo momento gli sia rimasta forza per tornare qui"


21 Così Mosè accettò di abitare con quell'uomo, who gave him his daughter Zipporah in marriage. 22 She bore him a son and he named him Gershom, for he said: "I am an immigrant in a foreign land."

Gershon, then mutilated in garçon. Criticized racial prejudice, Moses called immigrants "garçon," like saying "hey scout!"


23 In the long course of those years, the king of Egypt died. The Israelites groaned in their slavery, and raised cries of complaint from the slavery their cry ascended to God

who was sleeping for centuries, if you are not yet understood. However, a century equivalent to about half an hour for him.


24 So God heard their groaning, he remembered his covenant with Abraham and Jacob.

meaning that the Israelites complained so much that I woke up god, who complained to his secretary.
"But who am doing all casino?"
"Er ... god par excellence, is the tribe which has a covenant"
Alliance? I alliances? "
"Last night ..."
"Last night? But I do not remember anything ..."
"There were his friends and have been drinking, sir ... and while he was drunk a covenant"
"Oh no, it happened again! Who this time?"
"A people a bit 'quirky ... and got rich stealing, taking slaves, but now they complain because the slaves have become"
"Never alliances with people who worry ... I know, the Swiss!"

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3 But they can not hide him more, she took a papyrus basket for him smeared with tar and pitch, you put the child and placed him among the reeds on the banks of the Nile. 4 The sister of the child is placed to observe from afar what would happen to him. 5 Now the daughter of Pharaoh came down the Nile to bathe, while her maids walked along the bank of the Nile. She saw the basket among the reeds and sent her maid to fetch it.

I can imagine that happening now! "There's something in the river, the range to take"
"It 's a nutria, your majesty. He's gnawing a syringe!"

6 She opened it and saw the baby here, he was a young child crying. He had compassion and said: "It is a child of the Jews." 7 His sister then said to Pharaoh's daughter: "I go and call a nurse of the Hebrew women, because breast-feed the baby for you?".


"Of course not! The orders are to kill him, then adios" And here ends
the Bible.
All that follow are speculations about what would happen if the child was rescued.


8 'Go,' said the daughter of Pharaoh. The girl went and called the child's mother. 9 Pharaoh's daughter said, "Take this child and nurse it for me, I will give you a salary." The woman took the child and nursed it. 10 When the child grew, and led him to Pharaoh's daughter. He became a son to her and she named him Moses, saying: "I have saved from the waters."

In reality it was too long to call "Saved from the waters of the slave of Pharaoh's daughter", so it has resorted to this simplification.


11 In those days, Moses, who grew up in age, came from his brothers and noticed the hard work from which they were oppressed. He saw an Egyptian striking a Jew, one of his brothers. 12 turned around and saw that there was no one hit killed the Egyptian and hid him in the sand.

Interesting. So a jew that affects an Egyptian is forgivable, but not vice versa. Moses begins badly!


13 The next day he went out again and saw two Hebrews they were a fight, he told what was wrong, "Why do you strike your brother?". 14 he said, "Who made you ruler and judge over us? Do you think to kill me as you killed the Egyptian? ".

If this were a Hollywood blockbuster, Moses would say "guessed" by pulling out two guns and opened fire. But unfortunately, as already mentioned, these are speculations, speculations and not so funny things happen.

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NOT ONLY GOMA - The humanitarian catastrophe in Goma is not only surrounded by the forces of rebel general Laurent Nkunda. E 'on fire also the north, il triangolo dove si incontrano le frontiere di Uganda Sudan e Congo. In quell’aera ha colpito il Lord Resistance Army, letteralmente Esercito di Liberazione del Signore, un gruppo ribelli ugandesi famoso per la sua ferocia.

ASSALTI E MAGIA NERA - L’Esercito di Liberazione del Signore è diventato famoso perché assaliva i villaggi e rapiva i bambini. Poi faceva loro un lavaggio del cervello, li terrorizzava, li sottoponeva a pratiche di magia nera e infine, Bibbia in mano, li costringeva a assalire di nuovo il loro villaggio e ammazzare i genitori. Sul loro capo Joseph Kony pende l’accusa di crimini contro l’umanità da parte della Corte Penale Internazionale. Lontano dagli occhi indiscreti journalists, humanitarian workers and MONUC, the LRA fighters massacred without mercy, and for no apparent reason the people of Congo.


I quote this part of an article in the Corriere. The news is not the main topic of this blog and despite the gravity of the situation in Congo will not go into the question, perhaps saying that you should force Belgium to send a peacekeeping force against him.

I will just leave this digression on the army of the Lord's Resistance. Over and over we hear Christians claim alleged cultural superiority manifested by the fact that terrorists and thugs are exclusively Muslim and Hindus. If in this case are clearly Christian, there is always the excuse that fight each other, etc etc are wild.

Unfortunately what happens is the result of years of separation between two social groups, Hutu and Tutsi, artfully used by the Germans, then by the Belgians, and then by Catholics in favor of first one and then the other.
In the first half of the 900, the church "proved" the superiority of ethnic Tutsis to forge good relations with the local aristocracy. It goes back to those years the belief that the Tutsis and Hutus are two ethnic groups. In reality the division dates back to feudal times, when the Tutsis were the nobility and gentry iproprietari, while the Hutus were the laborers. Among other climbing mechanisms were not excluded or social deprivation, a Hutu could become a Tutsi as an ordinary citizen could become a landowner in Europe.
To maintain relations with local power, the European settlers and missionaries led to consolidate the power of the Tutsis, explaining with distinction on racial grounds. At the time the obligation to mark dates in the documents to which group a person was part. At this point, the groups become ponds, who was born Hutu Hutus died. But those who are born die before Tutsi, apparently. Yes, because in the meantime the local church sided with the Hutus after the independence movements of the second half of the '50s. Power passes into the hands of the Hutu, and the church it immediately became my right arm, starting to say that the Tutsis were an ethnic Egyptian population and that only the Hutu are from the Great Lakes.
The rest we know. Or at least what little we know.
What we see is that the media give more to feed the canard on the two racial / ethnic groups that massacre, when in fact they are oppressed of the former (Hutu) to take revenge on the old masters (Tutsi). And the church is going to look, indeed, help. In the face of personal
episodes of priests taking in refugees tuttto of ethnic groups, the official church has recycled and defended some of the defendants for the massacre, and continues to do so.
still in Rwanda, Congo, Uganda, the church press etc etc the division between Hutu and Tutsi, rather than stifle it. Many missionaries, it is reported, they develop a hatred of the Tutsis is not different from everyone else.
And so what happens happens.

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20 God well with the midwives. The people multiplied and became very strong. 21 And because the midwives feared God, he gave them houses.

will become very strong, but it seems to me that the whips in the hands of the Egyptians have still ...
Finally, however, find god, that makes no exceptions: to give a long line is your answer for everything!


22 Then Pharaoh commanded all his people: "Every child that is born to the Hebrews, threw him into the Nile, but let every daughter live."

there was a curious phenomenon: only women were born. The Egyptians did not suspect anything even when the Jews began to half their daughters circumcised, which above all had a voice and a strangely serious unusually bushy beard. Moreover, many Egyptians captors, abusing the Jewish slaves, not to be reported were very pleased with the experience.

1 A man of the family of Levi went and married a daughter of Levi. 2 The woman conceived and bore a son, saw that it was beautiful, she hid him for three months.

seems almost as if your name is Levi automatically end up in a prison camp! Always charge of women in the family however, some habits never change.
However, in reality, the man of the house of Levi was an impostor. He said his name was Levi Strauss, but in reality his name was Marty McFly and since 1985, but he took a curve too wide and ended in Egypt.

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The pope announced his next trip to Cameroon and Angola.
The pressure exerted by a single post my proved unsustainable for the pontiff, who sold without conditions.

Meanwhile, the Pope called for an end to violence against Christians in the world, in short asking that Christians do not end with their former victims as pagan Nordic pre-Columbian etc etc.
But in the end we support the Vatican's line of thought: more than anything because, poor things, no other threads that you smear this appeal. Because its recipients, see Hindu and locals will have a very predictable reaction:
"Did you hear the Pope told us to stop persecuting Christians!"
A) "The Pope? In person? Damn, I am Hindu, but as he puts it deep down we are all Catholics, even if not We know, then his word is law! "
B)" The pope said that? And what do I give a damn, I'm Hindu! The man eats beef throughout the year, and comes to preach to us? "
C)" What is the pope? "


statistical office of the Messiah, he immediately asked the question at all respondents (the entire Hindu population, one billion billion plus minus), and 99.89999% of cases the answer was C. But a small margin of error is due to rounding down. The answer to amount to 0 , 00001%, with a margin of error of about 0.00001%, and corresponds to the opinion of a cardinal who had taken the plane wrong and was in Mumbai. Answer B was better, with a preference of 0.1%, mostly from an area of \u200b\u200bhigh society in New Delhi.

course great emphasis has been spent for Chinese Catholics. The situation in China is difficult, the Government does not accept the presence of a cross-power, which the church of Rome, which undermine the authorities. As if to say, there will shoot a handful of people per day and human rights do not exist, but the main problem is that the Catholic religion is controlled by the state. Talk about priorities .....

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11 Therefore they did set them taskmasters ai lavori forzati per opprimerli con i loro gravami, e così costruirono per il faraone le città-deposito, cioè Pitom e Ramses. 12 Ma quanto più opprimevano il popolo, tanto più si moltiplicava e cresceva oltre misura; si cominciò a sentire come un incubo la presenza dei figli d'Israele.

E ci credo, quando ti tolgono tutto l'unica cosa che ti rimane da fare per svagarti dopo una giornata di lavoro è sbatterti la moglie! Grazie tante che si moltiplicano!


13 Per questo gli Egiziani fecero lavorare i figli d'Israele trattandoli duramente. 14 Resero loro amara life by forcing them to manufacture clay bricks and all sorts of work in the fields and all these jobs forced them harshly.

I read the Bible ... I know, the slaves of Abraham. Would you say more or less the same thing, plus "But God was on the side of slavery, and slaves to work them life without wires to smear anybody,"


15 And the king of Egypt said to Hebrew midwives, one of which was called Sifra and the other Puah: 16 "When Jewish women at the delivery, when the baby is still observed between the two sides of the seat for the delivery: whether it's a boy , the you will die if it is a female, can live. "

In this way you could make a perfect complement to the Chinese people!
O in a general population of women! I could say a string of sexist jokes like, "think of what would now be on the streets of Tel Aviv, but the cult does not promote misogyny. So you create your sexist jokes and conferred on me.


17 But the midwives feared God did not do as the king of Egypt commanded them, and let the children live. 18 The king of Egypt called the midwives and said to them: "Why have you done this and have saved the men children alive?". 19 The midwives said to Pharaoh, "The Hebrew women are not like the Egyptian are full of vitality before it arrives at the midwife of them have already given birth."

"But I take the piss? Women who spit out children like corks of champagne?"
'It is true we lied. But we feared that such a god, that does not manifest itself for centuries! "

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1 These are the names of the sons of Israel came into Egypt with Jacob, and everyone arrived with his family: 2 Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah, 3 Issacar, Zàbulon e Beniamino, 4 Dan e Nèftali, Gad e Aser. 5 Tutte le persone nate da Giacobbe erano settanta, Giuseppe si trovava già in Egitto.
6 Giuseppe poi morì e così tutti i suoi fratelli e tutta quella generazione.

L'esodo mi piace di già! Minaccia una sequela di "generò" come nelle peggiori tradizioni della genesi..... ma poi chiude tutto con uno sbrigativo "vabbè, comunque tanto son tutti morti!"


7 I figli d'Israele prolificarono e crebbero, divennero numerosi e molto potenti e il paese was filled.
8 Now there arose a new king who knew not Joseph.

idiots we elect and we the kings! In Egypt rose! It works much better, much less mess for the elections! Besides, why not plant our rulers to hope that they rise again? So ours are already full of fertilizer to the neck, there would surely something from them!


9 And he said unto his people: "Behold, the people of the children of Israel are more numerous and stronger than us.

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10 take action against him to prevent increases, otherwise, in the event of war, will join our enemies, and fight against us and then leave the country. "

"God is not flying a bit 'with the imagination?"
"No, you dare contradict me? Now I contradict myself, tomorrow I'll steal the cart, then rapirai my wife, and will set fire to my house, poison me and forged my will! Then steal the copyright on the book I'm writing, Minority Report. "

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21 So do not worry, I will provide provide for you and your children. " So he comforted them and their courage. 22 Now Joseph and his father's family lived in Egypt, Joseph lived one hundred and ten years.

Ah yes, always the old story of centenarians in an era where if you arrive in 60 years had already had a very long life!
Decades of food paid to the brothers, among others, who probably should essersela fun for the whole life, so there was the little brother who provided!


23 And Joseph saw Ephraim's children unto the third generation and also the children of Machir, son of Manasseh, were born on Joseph's knees.

The cost should be a capital pocket money in Christmas!


24 And Joseph said unto his brethren: "I'm going to die, but God will surely visit you and you will leave this land to the land he promised on oath to Abraham, Isaac and Jacob" .

"Promised Land?" You mean that there will be a place where we'll be better than here? But here we had it all during his lifetime and did not lift a finger! What could be better? "
"Well, a flight into the wilderness for years, many wars, massacres and other war ... God does not hear is that we can stay here? It's so good ... "


25 Joseph took an oath to the children of Israel thus:" God will surely visit you and then you shall carry up my bones from here. "
26 And Joseph died at the age of one hundred and ten years, it was embalmed and placed in a coffin in Egypt.

That scam, Joseph wants his bones are gone, but they stuffed full so technically the first section as the descendants will have a calf!



And with that, the genesis is completed.
the next episode:

The Lord said to Moses, "Get balsam: Storace, onyx, galbanum and pure frankincense as balms, all in equal parts. they going to do with a perfume to be burned, an aroma composition according to the art of the perfumer

God abandons the ambition to conquer the world and devoted himself to his passion as a child, fashion and perfume! This and more will "The Exodus" !

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11 The Canaanites who lived in the country, saw the mourning of the Hague Atado and said, "This is a grievous mourning to the Egyptians." For this reason it was called Abel Mizraim, which is beyond Jordan.

was supposed to be nice to live at that time. Nothing had a name, and every time you turned when you said "this place from now on will be called Fantastilandia"


12 Then his sons did for him as he had commanded them. 13 His sons took him to the land of Canaan and buried him in the cave of the field of Machpelah, which Abraham bought that field, such as burial property, from Ephron the Hittite, which is before Mamre.

I have no doubt that it was not easy at the time maps and directions to find a cave somewhere dispersed states


14 After burying his father, Joseph returned to Egypt with his brothers and all who had gone with him to bury his father.
15 But Joseph's brothers became afraid, because their father was dead, and said: "I wonder if Joseph did not treat us as enemies and make us all the evil that we will have we done?" .

But absolutely, that would be the point? After all, the Bible says an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, as may have similar fears unfounded?


16 Then they sent word to Joseph, "Your father before he died he gave this order: 17 will say to Joseph: 17 Forgive the crime of your brothers and their sin, because you have done something wrong! So forgive the transgression of the servants of the God of your father. " Joseph wept when they spoke so

Oh boy if this is really drunk!
"Ah ... and then said you had to buy new clothes"
"Yes .. and a pair of designer shoes to Head
" And women, many women "
" Then Dad said we inherit all the your property and your titles! " Joseph
conform. It was his father's will in the end. At the end when no longer needed was pushed into a pit and sold as slave. But that's another version of the Bible.


18 And his brothers also came and fell down before him and said, "Here we are your slaves." 19 But Joseph said unto them, Fear not. Am I in the place of God?

"Well, no .... you exist and are here before us ... but what?"


20 If you meant evil against me, God meant it for good,

If we think about all that the brothers were bought with the proceeds from the sale of Joseph , I do not doubt that for them everything is served in a good!