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Farò sì che questo popolo trovi grazia agli occhi degli Egiziani: quando partirete, non ve ne andrete a mani vuote.

"Davvero? Potremo ricominciare to steal and plunder like the good old days? My neighbor come to me, eh! "

Every woman to ask her neighbor and tenant of his house` objects and objects of silver and the golden robes, or charge your sons and your daughters and stripping of Egypt. "

It is a bit '... you know ... What a divine little incitement to theft and pillage? It is not simply talking to free a people? I located nearly a doubt this is a mere excuse for a sack: "yeah I said God to take away everything that we want to do, I was also contrary!"

Moses said, Behold, I do not believe, do not listen to my voice, but they say: You are not appeared in the Lord. " The Lord said, "What in your hand?". He replied: "A rod. He said, "Throw it down!". He threw the stick down and it became a serpent, and Moses began to flee.

Let us pause a moment and take note of the fact that half the world is ruled by people who believe in sticks that become serpents. So, rightly mocked other religions, Scientology speaks of the bad Xenu, its ships and a global conspiracy, or the Greeks who went to whores every weekend. Mica is credible as a stick that becomes a snake!

The Lord said to Moses, "Stretch out your hand and take it by the tail." He stretched out his hand, took him back and became a rod in his hand. this because we believe that the Lord appeared to you, the God of their fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob. "

" Thank god. But maybe you could turn it into a bunch of flowers, people would believe the same, no? Or better yet, in un oggetto non ancora inventato e quindi di chiara provenienza divina, come un tostapane. Ecco, trasforma il mio bastone in tostapane e ogni dubbio sarà dissipato!"

Il Signore gli disse ancora: "Introduci la mano nel seno!"

"ehm... che?"
"introduci la mano nel seno! Sei sordo?"
"Ok, ma temo ci sia un piccolissimo problema pratico che..."
"Osi contraddirmi?!"
"No no... ma così come hai fatto venir fuori un serpente, potresti anche fornirmi di bocce allo scopo..."

Egli si mise in seno la mano e poi la ritirò: here is his hand became leprous, white as snow. He said: "Put your hand in his bosom." He put his hand in the breast and took out here was back like the rest of his flesh.

"This will raise the most doubts about the cleanliness of my clothes ... But a few tricks to do a little 'less disgust I did not have? A rabbit of a hat? The appearance of a cylinder, invented neancora ?