Friday, April 30, 2010

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A Kind Of Magic

fables, stories, novels, movies and .. In short you understand what I'm talking about, are full, fullest of nerds and geeks so much so that in the first pages, bookworms with thick glasses and Desperate Housewives will rise in unison choruses made up of: - Oh! But we are talking about me! Oh! Looks like my situation! Oh! I could be the protagonist of this story! -

There's Cinderella, which is not bruttinculo, but has no money to give themselves a sistematina, they work to earn poterseli. There is Jack, a poor farmer, is Spiderman, sfigatissimo teenager teased by everyone.

But then comes the magic. The fairy makes it just happened again Cinderella meets her prince charming. Jack and the Beanstalk plant can go and rub the goose that lays the golden eggs to adjust your life and that to the seventh generation. There is Spiderman without doing anything that becomes Where's My Car and strong.

short, without the magic does not emerge from his bad luck

Thursday, April 8, 2010

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Back to the Bible Bible

[24] Mentre si trovava in viaggio, nel luogo dove pernottava, il Signore gli venne contro e cercò di farlo morire.

Altamente interessante. Con il passare del tempo, customs are gradually changed, and now when we meet we greet a person. Once it was dying. Or at least they tried, they did their best.

[25] Then Zipporah took a sharp flint, cut off the foreskin of her son and that he touched his feet and said, "You are a bloody husband to me." [26] then withdrew from him. It said the husband of blood due to circumcision.

All this flurry of foreskins is very nice, but god could not just say "you circumcise your son, please? No hurry eh"

[27] The Lord said to Aaron, "Go to meet Moses in the desert." He went and met him at the mountain of God and kissed him. [28] Moses told Aaron all the words with which the Lord had sent him and all the signs with whom he had appointed.

Unfortunately straitjackets did not exist, so Aaron, he just pretend nothing happened and to indulge Moses. In his heart he did not want to miss the scene of the rod before Pharaoh.

[29] Moses and Aaron went and gathered together all the elders of the Israelites. [30] Aaron spoke to the people, all the words that the Lord had said to Moses, and performed the signs before the eyes of the people .

It 'possible that Aaron, Moses better than to communicate, has changed a few words. About the revised version:
"People of Israel and 'time for me to take the field, not to let this country fall into the hands of the Egyptians! We are the people love, and' Love always wins over hate and envy. I am committed to deliver you all! And when we are free, lower taxes for everyone! "

[31] Then the people believed. When they heard that the Lord had visited Israel and had seen their affliction, knelt and prostrated themselves.

Needless to say, that 16 years after the Israelis are still there. In return, Pharaoh, Aaron received a dispensation from work and whip the immunity of torturers. "But now we face the question freedom! Unfortunately we inherited a huge amount of work to catch unexpected from our previous leader, and I could not get rid of right away. But I do it tomorrow!"

[1] Then Moses and Aaron went to Pharaoh and they told him: "Thus says the Lord, the God of Israel: Let my people because I a feast in the desert. "

"Of all the reasons you could list in order to free the Jews, this is by far the most stupid. A party in the desert? Eat bread and water and come whipped, and you think to organize parties? But what a fool I was elected leader? "
"The majority of the Israelites!"
"But working 20 hours a day, there are no head, are not capable of consent!"
"Exactly!"

[2] Pharaoh said, Who is the Lord, that I should listen to his voice to let Israel go? I do not know the Lord and not let Israel go "

Well, in fact," the man "has always been a bit 'too general. At least the Egyptians had the good taste to be more precise. Mr. Ra, for example.

[3] resumed: "The God of the Jews occurred us. There is therefore allowed to leave for a trip of three days in the desert and celebrate a sacrifice to the Lord our God, because we do not hit a fever or a sword! "

E 's funny how Moses and Aaron to Pharaoh take an idiot. I can imagine a prison warden asking to "listen, I should go to the bathroom, but in here I am comfortable, I can go get it outside the walls of the penitentiary?"